Sherlock Holmes is off battling Captain Kirk and Dr. Watson is helping Gandalf...– Steven Moffat, discussing the difficulties of scheduling shooting for Series 3 of ‘Sherlock’ File this under ‘sentences that have not been spoken before’ (via maipurpletardis)
Love definition. #1
earth-song: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you have left him alone all day.
the way I type on tumblr: omfdgd lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't evEN WITH THESE FEELS MAN
the way I write for class: under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
I would like to read to you what The Jesus said about homosexuality. I’d like to...– Stephen Colbert (via truce2headrush)
satan: let there be wifi passwords satan: let there be calories satan: let there be post limit satan: let there be swag